Surely the doctor meant 1200 kcal/day in addition to a mother's regular intake, no?

AKA a 'fixer'.

I'm sorry, I wasn't listening - I have to go plant my tushie in front of the sports channel.

On the FEDAL note, why aren't they on the MM choice list? Huh? Why?

So...it's not about drawing a line in the sand...?

What counts as kinky? Where do we draw the line?

I note that for the moment, many more people are voting on the chocolate choices than on the sex choices.

Justin Bieber: Nothing like hearing an entitled teen sound like a patronizing middle-aged sexist twat. I hope, for you, that these sentiments deeply embarrass you some day in the not too distant future.

Nah, as someone of the same age, I'm with you on this one.

Had to do this once with a friend trying to get into her dad's place when he wasn't home and she had lost her key. I am sorry to say we immediately figured out how to pop those sorry ass aluminum window frames right out of their sockets, slide them down silently to the ground (yes, it was nighttime in a not high-rent…

I'm sorry to say my cynical ass saw this coming.

I'd just like to add to the other commenters that what you might really need to avoid is walking around in Florida in the rain when your hoodie is up.

At the time, the Kidman-Cruise kids were considered off-limits - either due to parental influence, lack of tabloid interest because it was just different era, or both, they just weren't in the tabloids. Now they are adults. So I'm guessing in Suri's case, for whatever reason, it's been decided by both sides that it's…

Yes, Virginia, the thing about the cookies is true. Here's a wooden spoon.

Regardless, we still haven't established the location of the Jonas show on this particular continuum of discomfort.

Well, yes, then that would be pretty bad. But where would it be on the pain continuum of root canal - Jonas Bros. show?

Can you really put a dollar amount on a person's soul? Until you can, deals with the devil do not have to be included on the ledger.

Colonoscopies aren't so bad, you sort of doze through them, which is what you'd probably do with a Jonas Brs. show.

Re: Jennifer "I spend $200/month on my beauty regime" Aniston - I was going to write something snarky but first I had to clean up all tea I sputtered in amused disbelief. Nice try, Jen.

I wish this was the only news re: France today. Ugh.