The President has time to watch TV and has not one, but three favorite shows...?

A guy is either juice or he's drank - juice is good for you, drank is not.

I wasn't surprised that the gifts were considered crappy, I was surprised at the vehemence of the response, "I'm not a girl!" in the face of a Barbie gift, which, for the record, I would have hated but my own daughter loved for a few short years.

Just because this is Jezebel: Anyone notice that for some of the boys, a girl-oriented gift = a crappy gift? Even though those toys were actually toys and not grandad's old hammer, or a battery.

The kids who are like that are being parented in such a way that they have learned to respect their parents, respect themselves, and behave with manners. In all likelihood, they are imitating what they see their parents doing.

Wasn't it a Republican politician who was recently stopped from boarding a plane due to having the wrong sock color or something like that? Guess it was only a matter of time before a bill was introduced.

Maybe before she only talked to herself...?

I'm sorry, JCPenney wasn't cool in the 80s, these combos weren't cool in the 80s, and any truly cool kids wouldn't have been caught dead in these ensembles (although individual items...maaaybe). But, sorry, wearing all denim top-to-toe was, is and always will be wrong, especially when it's an entire denim outfit from…

I'm sorry, JCPenney wasn't cool in the 80s, these combos weren't cool in the 80s, and any truly cool kids wouldn't have been caught dead in these ensembles (although individual items...maaaybe). But, sorry, wearing all denim top-to-toe was, is and always will be wrong, especially when it's an entire denim outfit from…

I'm sorry, JCPenney wasn't cool in the 80s, these combos weren't cool in the 80s, and any truly cool kids wouldn't have been caught dead in these ensembles (although individual items...maaaybe). But, sorry, wearing all denim top-to-toe was, is and always will be wrong, especially when it's an entire denim outfit from…

I'm sorry, JCPenney wasn't cool in the 80s, these combos weren't cool in the 80s, and any truly cool kids wouldn't have been caught dead in these ensembles (although individual items...maaaybe). But, sorry, wearing all denim top-to-toe was, is and always will be wrong, especially when it's an entire denim outfit from…

I think this wording is a bit weird.

Gah, why won't people just let a slut do a good deed, like donating an organ or blood? What's a good slut to do?

I knew RDJ and I had a lot in common! I, too, like dressing as a woman. Maybe he'd like to come check out my luscious closet...?

Yes. Been there.

I guess the ratio between his size - very large body - and mine - not so large. Picturing a love stick 9-10 inches long, from my crotch up through my abdomen, puts me somewhere in lung/heart region.

Rampant truncheon? Weighty great shank?

Many years ago, I had a coworker who was gorgeous, 6'4", massively built (think Greek sculpture), a total sweetie pie, very funny, and was completely omnivorous in his sex life. I'd thought from time to time it might be fun to take a ride on that particular merry-go-round until one day at work he told me about the…

This sounds way better than dried blueberries in the sauna.

Holy Twinkie defense, Batman! Now pedophiles can blame even Parkinson's disease for their transgressions.