Unless these units have a tongue that comes out to lick the user clean, they are not the Rolling Stones lips, created in 1971 by John Pasche for the Sticky Fingers album artwork. That album cover, as I recall, also featured a close-up of a bulging male crotch zone, jean-clad, and a workable zipper.

Actually, this looks like an updated and much purpler version of the toaster oven that served as my main cooking equipment through most of college.

Well, French cats & kittens are pretty much like cats & kittens around the world. Laaaaazzzy.

IMDB says 5'10". ??

WTF are you talking about?!

I just hope no one starts shopping for toes with green nail polish...

Help me understand a mystifying PR tactic: How is it better for JLo to be portrayed as a post-split lady on the prowl (going on 'dates', for crying out loud, like a nervous junior in high school) rather of a successful businesswoman and actor holding business meetings with one of Hollywood's hottest male stars?

Perhaps one unintended side effect of the technological revolution, especially the prevalence of consumer technology and the ready availability of information, is a slow loss of wonder when it comes to what science can achieve. Where the latest innovation or discovery used to be hailed as a milestone or scientific…

Those aren't 'shades' of racism when it comes to Obama, they are blinders.

Ok, busted. I wouldn't touch JD in a bucket of Coke with ice.

JD on the rocks? Perish the thought. Take it neat, or don't take it at all.

I believe this is known technically as 'heavy petting', and I think it would be challenging on many levels to do it in an airplane bathroom a mile in the air.

Or 'petting', which always made think of some kind of animal threesome.

Was that the awkward stage?

Whoa, no one said anything about being an asshole for getting one's hair treated. We are talking about power and status symbols as related to hair.

That's true in some areas, I guess. But super straight, long, very blond hair is not all that common in most places. There is a young Swedish girl who lives near us who has hair like that, and her hair still looks nothing like the high-maintenance hair we are talking about here. It just looks more natural and less…

Let me explain: The "chemically blasted, flattened, looks-like-twenty-million-other-people's fake hair" costs a lot of money to maintain, especially if you want to maintain it without all of it falling out or breaking off. Any student or welfare recipient can achieve the wavy, natural look. So the super straight,…

Well, obviously the alarm didn't do any good in this situation. In fact, the alarm system is one of the things the thieves stole.

Okay, this is a really icky story, and it's no fun being the involuntary subject of unwanted and public displays of genitalia, but as disheartening as the lack of immediate police response might be, there just aren't enough people on the police force anywhere to deal with all this stuff.

Ah, l'amour!