Pharrell - Yes, figure-conscious, self-indulgent female binge drinkers are an underserved market. Good thinking!

Ha, that's what I thought! Like, "thanks for using us as your space vehicle for self-promotion, B, but next time ask first".

With Booty Sweat for the teetotalers, right?

Witnesses could have sworn they heard her cackle,"I'll get you and your little dog, too!" seconds before the gun went off...

Or a genuine threat and promise.

That's probably it. Small town New York, where all the authentic people live.

Lady Gaga perceives herself as a naïve New Yorker upset by shallow SoCal sharks who are somehow less trustworthy than showbiz sharks in NYC?

So Ma Kettle was right all along, dabbing herself behind the ears with vanilla essence, the Depression perfume of the Dustbowl.

In the east near the Swiss border - saw it in a Swiss cinema VO with French and German subtitles, comme d'hab in these parts.

Just saw the movie here in France. Yeah, I'm gonna need a stiff drink and a box of tissues to stop crying. Hard to believe it's really over...

Animal Farm for the new millenium.

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See, I knew you could do better.

How about:

Cherie, my baguettes are too scrumptious to be wasted in anger. They are destined for happier, more delicious fates.

Somewhat OT, but "surrender more readily than a Frenchman"?! Outdated national WWII stereotypes used as cute put-downs in a BO article? MG, I love you, but you can do better.

I was just talking about the cover - my guess is that most people won't actually read the article.

She can win - but WHAT is she talking about winning? There's no direct mention of winning the US presidency, however much it's implied - I suppose so that she can claim deniability ("No, I never said I was running for president or could win, that's just ya'll making assumptions about what I said I could win!). For all…

Cute.

As they say in German, even a blind chicken occasionally finds a kernel.