You’re in the same teenager trap yourself, so that’s a bizarre criticism. I’m not sure where you think you’re going with that. The idea that people are hating on VW for being popular seems pretty laughable when the issue is that for a lot of people, this is the first time they’ve heard of them other than as an act…

When I was a college freshman, my mom mailed me a study that found exactly what you’re saying: whatever you listen to from 18-25ish is what you listen to the rest of your life. It was one of the most important things she’s ever done for me, because I looked through my CD collection and felt physically disgusted at the…

Ok, I’m confused by the texts. Early on, the Wight Worshipper, drops the news that he (she, they, it) has a long dick. (A dick as long as Michael’s criminal record, which is apparently very short. But I digress.)

This is the most accurate review of any Vampire Weekend album ever published. Nice work!

Seeing Vampire Weekend listed on some woman’s dating profile page was always a hard swipe to the left. No thanks, lady. Some of us have standards.

These dudes would like a word with you. 

I knew I never needed to bother with this band when someone compared them to solo Paul Simon, and they saw that as a good thing. This is music for people who have never, and will never, have a bad thing happen to them. 

Imagine Dragons at least will inject some anthemic arena rock energy into their songs, which comes in handy when you want to listen to something while cleaning the bathtub or whatnot.

Counterpoint: It’s not good, and is actually just as bad if not worse than their other bland garbage music, regardless of what we label it. 

Vampire Weekend’s discography is the official soundtrack of gentrification  

I got roped into going to a Vampire Weekend concert a few years ago in Seattle by my GF now wife and they decided last min not to come out on stage because the lead singer had an upset tummy. When I say last min, their shit was set up, opening bands played, and the entire crowd waited for 45min until a roadie came out…

Who is worse - Vampire Weekend and their “Unbearable Whiteness of Sucking” or Imagine Dragons and their “A Commercial for Every Song and Every Song for a Commercial” approach?

UNBEARABLY WHITE should be the name of this horrific band. 

The mayonnaise of indie rock, if you please.

I gotta hear Drew's take on Imagine Dragons

White Privilege: The Musical

Oakley is behind this, guaranteed.

But remember, this isn’t about solving anything related to violence, domestic or otherwise. It’s all about perception and marketability. Spinning wheels with no real change is perfect for a league that doesn’t want to rock the boat with its audience. My father’s generation (and I extend that 15 years in both…

Even though he won I feel like it’s a huge loss for him. Every time he survived a round meant he had to get more screen time. And every second on screen was the most embarrassingly dorky dad thing that has ever existed. WHO GOES ON TV WITH THAT SHIRT?! He says he got rid of the shirt since then, BUT WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE…

I’m not sure a person can be any whiter than this.