Happy now, Jezebel?

Good job, sandwich board nuts!

How can he Foster hopes of recovery if he doesn’t believe in God?

This is good advice. That is, unless you're a Stark. In which case, bad things always happens at Stark parties or weddings when the enemy is invited.

It was a comment on the headline, dumbass.

Stop pretending that Democrats are excited about Hillary. She’s your party’s John McCain, except she’s somehow more corrupt. Have fun with that.

Misleading? You just admitted I was right. Explain it away all you want, it's fucking disgusting.

Nothing explains or exemplifies the distorted mindset of a liberal than the President they admire the most, Franklin D. Roosevelt. He married his cousin. Their mental retardation is most likely caused by incest.

Nanking. Phillipines. Korean Peninsula.

And we care because?

Can Deadspin stop calling this “Ballghazi”? It’s actually dumber than “Inflategate” because you're trying to be funny, but it's completely missing.

The only thing dumber than trying to fight Nolan Ryan is trying to fight Bo Jackson.

Lucchino is fucking horrible! He’s so wicked terrible that the Sawks have only won 3 World Series Championships during his tenure after we went almost 90 years without one.