If you are asking why someone would do coke, you have never done coke.

Haters to the left.

Some of them are really delicate and pretty, but I think most just make it look like the wearer is overcompensating for not getting a bigger center stone, especially the ones like these:

Haters gonna hate, I love my ring.

I keep thinking these posts say NSFW and am disappointed by a lack of inappropriate content each time. Darn that NYFW acronym.

No, I think you’re just, you know, in touch with reality. There is no other time period that would be better to live in, for women at least. It’s like that Louis CK joke - white men can go to ANY time period and be like “Woo fun!” but it will suck tremendously for literally everyone else.

That way, when you do go out to lunch with multiple coworkers and they start quoting Old School at each other (or whatever it is that men bond over), you can counter with your own shared interests.

Seriously. I got my first tattoo at 18 and even then I knew to research and look at portfolios.

• A room in Taylor Swift’s New York City home is “a BFF playground” where “no boys” —not even Calvin Harris—are allowed.

Counterpoint: My parents did the same thing and I still went binge-crazy-wild my first year of college (and even after that I still got black-out drunk at least once a semester until I graduated) as a form of rebellion. Kind of a “FUCK YOUR RESPONSIBLE DRINKING IMMA GET DRUNK AS FOOK” middle fingers in the air kind of…

Story time:

That carat weight should not be that much money...is that a typo?

Dannnng dude. I’m at least average. I just don’t place value in people’s outward appearances, thus, not jealous of Tay Tay because she’s conventionally beautiful. Mostly I just think Kanye has never really done anything to deserve wrath, and Taylor is a 14 yr old mean girl pretending to be a feminist champion.

Good lord, great seats! You did it well with the shots!

She’s still leveraging that “I was the loser in high school, now I’m the prom queen” shtick. It will die out when we realize she was the bully all along a la Liz Lemon.

Gotta love how Kanye West makes a spectacle of himself and all Taylor Swift thinks is, “how does this make me look?”

If Kanye’s job now is to just troll the shit out of Taylor Swift at every available opportunity then I am completely on-board.

I graduated college a few years ago, but still had an active email address. Got me this:

I graduated college a few years ago, but still had an active email address. Got me this: