But if it’s true, what’s the fucking difference? SCOTUS ruled to set the terms for other similar cases. The ruling doesn’t say, “death penalty can be painful when the lawyers act a certain way.”

This is one of the reasons why we are a Third World Banana Republic.

You know, I do actually feel sorry for the influencer because her parents really did fuck up her life, for a while anyway. After all, she was/is the child, and they are the adults.
None of this (faking athletic activity and saying you will go out for women’s crew, or even just filling out the damn application) was her…

Apparently the 200-page affidavit for the Varsity Blues case is an amazing read, per the Atlantic article. When the high school counselor confronted one of Aunt Becky’s kids about the crew thing, Aunt Becky and Mr. Aunt Becky ripped the high school counselor a new one. They’re trash.

I knowI know this is morbid but mymom has a hospice social worker and all I want to do is buy an old Victorian Mansion in Maine and fill it with terminally ill dogs that I can just give lots of steak to and to keep very very comfortable. I don’t particularly want terminally-ill dogs, but I just feel like since they…

Buy an island and fill it with rescue dogs.

Gotta love how the racist Brit tabloids straight up projects their racism onto the fucking queen.

Shit-ass dudes and incels pretty much ruin everything. I’m not even a YouTuber or an influencer, but I made a comment on something Kamala Harris posted on Twitter not long ago. Some MAGATs came back at me and instead of fighting, I replied with gifs of laughter or dancing. One of them sent a message to my Facebook…

Genuine non-judgy question (I promise), but I am curious as the parent of a slightly younger girl - how does a 5 year old even know/learn about JoJo Siwa? Just from other kids talking about it at school? Older siblings?

Same.  I had friend in elementary whose mom pulled her hair this tight every day, and every day my friend ended up with a blistering headache.  One day we were on a field trip and she said she felt like she was going to vomit and my mom took down her ponytail and it was like the skies opened up, but she couldn't…

My younger sister used to pull her hair back in a tight ponytail every day for years. We still talk about the resulting “fivehead” she had from it. JoJo needs a rebrand so she can give her hairline a break...the bows would command just as much attention with the hair down. I’m pretty sure they can be seen from space.…

The only thing I can think of is:

don’t give them any more ideas of product promotions 

It’s all well and good that you talked to a gynecologist about vaginal health, but I’m not making my final thumbs up/down on this garment until I hear bagdash’s response.

Maybe they got mad Monistat on deck, we just don’t know.

This sounds like one of those charter schools Betsy DeVos wants to give more money to! You know, those great ‘traditional’ values, like sexism and wanting to defund the Special Olympics. Don’t forget not caring about students’ civil rights on school property.

Never go full edge lord. 

Lmao imagine writing this 

I’m struggling between “don’t feed trolls” and “everyone needs to see this"

Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol.