how fucking pissed would you be if you were receiving your directives as a deciem employee via INSTAGRAM CAPTION?!

Here is one out of seven pictures of garbage

You can purchase an entire regime for less than one cream from other brands. They are now carried at Sephora. Since I started using them (dry skin, adult acne, in my late 50's) my skin is firmer and clear. Just last night my husband remarked on how great it looked with no make up. I cannot give the ordinary enough…

I usually like their graphics, but this one is legit making me irrationally angry every time I see it.

Seriously! The boobs are so desperate.

Yes!! It’s much better for work viewing than giant GIFd boobs. (Yeah, I shouldn’t read at work, but I do.)

Hi! Just want to give a heads up about these wonderful people: http://milldogrescue.org/

Hi, can this be the pinned story instead of the boobs? Please?

I’m sorry to play Debbie Downer, but I think it’s important that people know this stuff. Here’s some information on the direct connection between the AKC, the Westminster Dog Show and puppy mills (long story short — puppy mills are a huge source of revenue for the AKC, they have a storied history of turning a blind…

Sorry guys, I don’t like bichons.

I flipped the script one time and ask them the same questions they asked me (including, “where is your family really from”). He eventually said that his family was Ireland. So I told him to go back to Ireland so that he could be surrounded by a sea of shiny white faces.

Same, but I’ve dug in now:

Give Chrissy a weekly NYT Op Ed column IMO

I do wish the face looked more like Michelle. I mean, it’s a cool painting, I love the contrast of the grey and the blue, and I think the inclusion of the flying geese pattern on her dress is playful and fun (as a quilter I am a big fan of that pattern), but the face is just... off. Michelle Obama is a genuinely…

I want to be positive but I don’t think that looks like Michelle’s face at all....

Not all parents are paragons of discretion, but the fact that your dad was so open also doesn’t mean you could say who he *hasn’t* slept with. As Rich said in the post, kids are in a better position to answer the affirmative than the negative, because they’ve really only heard the stories their parents were…

You are thinking about French skate Surya Bonaly who could do a backflip and land on one skate.

Would totally wear. I’m not really modest I guess, but I am larger and busty. So long drapey cardigans and maxi dresses I can wear a real bra under would be delightful.

In fairness to you, it was 2005. So.