Hey, any martial artist will tell you that result is better than style in a real world situation. Perfect execution is for tournaments.

Also “jailbait.”

I mean you constantly see “barely legal!” flashed everywhere.

Porn featuring performers of legal age who look very young and are presented as children isn’t just legal, it’s very common. They aren’t actual children, but the narrative and visuals present them as both children and sex objects, and very deliberately so.

Here is what I would like to believe is a reenactment of how Kim felt after that call.

It was a general joke, not one specifically about refugees.

Yeah, this is utterly unbelievable. That’s not who Bey is.

Petty bullshit makes my world go round, too, lol! I want this to be true so bad!

the two of them are made for each other because they are both talentless and pathetic!”

I don’t remote believe the Beyoncé gossip, mostly because I don’t believe Beyoncé ever stoops to full on fighting with her enemies. I would believe that Kim called Beyoncé and Beyoncé said nice-sounding things to her, and then Kim got off the phone and realized every last word Bey said to her was absolute shade.

I really think there is something about it that makes people crazy. I try to do everything I can to make flying as painless as possible (gate check my carry on, leave time between flights, sit quietly and read in the day/ sleep at night, follow the posted signs) but I swear some people just lose their fucking minds…

Canadian.

Lutheran or Canadian?

This^.

You’re like the patron saint of not making a scene.

we are now boarding the passengers seated in the no class section of our fight.

This! I was recently stuck behind someone at a security gate who had a full-on meltdown because they wanted her to follow the same procedures that literally everyone else follows. She was just utterly shocked to find out that, no, you cannot wear your coat and jewelry and shoes through the full body scanner.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

There’s always that one douche who’s just shocked - shocked! that he can’t get up and start digging in the overhead bins while the plane is 5 feet from the ground and the seatbelt sign is still on, and always one other person who’s surprised to learn they can’t blithely wander into the bathroom under the same…

Sorry and yes!