Why is Nicole Kidman wearing the Bat symbol?

She's not the first FLOTUS to attend a function like that.

So very true.

Welcome. Totally meant it.

I don't know if there's ever a time calling a 9 year old girl a cunt on the internet is "right". I love the Onion, but they fucked up this time.

I had forgotten that the place where I live became a euphemism for shitting. And it's number eighteen on Forbes list of most miserable places to live? Fantastic.

They took it down so they obviously realized that they did something wrong.

Damn kids and their suits. Harrumph, indeed!

That question made me feel old.

Justin's blond afro was the ish.

You are wonderful. You have all the words.

Am I the only one who thinks 98% of Italian "fashion" is gaudy crap?

Thank you!

There's not a fucking difference. I said it before and I'll say it again, FUCK Lisa Lampanelli.

It does indeed blow.

"Adventure Time" cosplay anyone?

You are correct, sir.

"Fuck yeah I think a show like this could contribute to some serious mental health issues." I agree and disagree. I think a person would have had to have some pretty serious emotional and mental health issues hiding in the woodwork to go on a show like this in the first place. I will admit to watching a few episodes…

Love.

My period usually stops when it's time for getting down. Because my vagina loves me.