Thank you.

Yay for you! The precious little snowflakes (and their parents) of the world need to learn that there is often going to be someone who is better at something than you , the world doesn't end when you lose, and sometimes shit ain't fair. I mean look at Al Bundy, he scored four touchdowns in a single game while…

Good Durmstrang shout out. Hats off.

I've always been secretly, irrationally mad at my parents that I wasn't a twin. There are twins on both sides of my family so it was a genetic possibility. It makes no sense why that would bother me, but deep down it's there.

Agreed. I have always loved him, he's smart as fuck and he is a pretty decent actor. They shit on him a lot on this site, but I always think of it "haters gon' hate" terms.

Me too.

I actually used to watch MMC (as we were encouraged to call it when it was on air) and I kind of hate Ryan Gosling then. He seemed a bit like a dork and I was a little jealous at the time that I hadn't had the opportunity to become a member of the "new cast" along with Justin and Brit Brit and Christina. I didn't…

Was totally about to say the same thing!

They are adorable, but for some reason all I can think of when I look at them is this guy.

Yes.

Merci Gaston.

Being a lesbian doesn't protect one from being raped. That's kind of an asinine comment. Also maybe we should be focusing more on raising son's who aren't sociopaths.

The learn english in school in most other countries. America is the only country where most of its' primary school educated people aren't fluent in at least 2 languages.

Thanks for the 2 cents. All I'm saying is that boycotting a site that you think is "deteriorating" works just as well as constantly bitching. Plus, it has the added bonus of not having you wander through life pissed off about things that really aren't all that important at the end of the day.

He didn't grow a feather, it got swallowed and forced to the surface and had to be removed.

I read the whole article. I thought it was snarky, but whatever, so are most things on the internet and a lot on this site. It just seems to me that the vast majority of comments on these sites are from people who are angry at the writer for writing something they (the reader) are under no obligation to read. I…

The Pussycat Dolls work out DVD features a routine meant to be done in heels. Yes, I own the Pussycat Dolls workout video. Have you seen their abs?

If you don't like it, stop reading.

I always wanted "Closer" by NIN to be my first dance song. :)

Anyone else feel like we're living in the beginning of "Idiocracy". See you guys later, I'm going to Fudd Rucker's