Tom Llamas told the teacher that Kim was passing notes during 7th grade bio.

Tom Llamas will report you to the homeowners association for having grass that is slightly too long.

Tom Llamas won’t share his HBO Go password with his fiance.

Yeah, please fuck off forever. I’ve lived through catastrophic natural disasters. People need to eat and drink clean water. Christ, go jerk yourself off with Atlas Shrugged again, you wretched piece of shit.

I hope you drown in a highly localized flood.

If I owned the supermarket I would have insurance and I wouldn’t sell flood damaged food. What if you didn’t have the means to evacuate or prepare enough supplies for the storm?

Holy crap is this a nuclear take. Does it occur to you, oh paragon of the Free Market, that a supermarket has already written off its entire stock? If the power’s out for as long as it has been the entire damn inventory is no longer able to be sold, it would be thrown out either way. But hey someone somewhere is…

Tom Llamas will call the Safeway manager over to the 15 Items Or Less Lane if someone tries to ring up a bag of potatoes because it holds more than 15 potatoes.

Tom Llamas reported his mother to the store manager for having nine items in the “8 items or less” check out line.

Have you always been a piece of shit, or is it something you’ve worked towards?

Tom Llamas will write you up for printing your concert tickets from your office printer because it’s stealing company property.

Tom Llamas is OK with drawing a walk in beer league softball.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Tom Llamas repeatedly beats young children at board games; says it builds character.

Tom Llamas calls 3 second violations in pick up basketball games.

Product lives matter

Merchandise are people too, people forget that.

I bet he was a hall monitor.

me in the mirror: You’re an ok lookin dude

Except that the missing links in this connection were people off Facebook. It’s pretty safe to assume that their data doesn’t stop at people on the site.