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A lot of people don’t understand that Glennon’s contract is actually a reasonable 1-year contract. This year, he’ll have the 20th highest cap hit of any QB, and most of the guys below him are still on their rookie deals. He has one of the lowest cap hits of any non-rookie contract QB (I think only Tyrod Taylor is

I wonder what’s worse, your team never having a great QB or the Packers having one but watching the years roll by as his coach continually fucks everything up and wastes the best years of his career.

AJ does it in Style. Says it all.

That last line was something I would think he’d call an AJ Styles match at WrestleMania against HBK.

Tirico is head and shoulders above Collinsworth. I’d rather listen to Gruden fumble his way through a spider 2 Y banana call than listen to Collinsworth. I’m sure people will disagree.

I disagree. He works the ND games but that’s because he’s an NBC guy. Mayock went to BC.

Mayock is a Notre Dame shill and that’s never ok. I find him very taxing.

I’m just talking about his on air commentary. If he’s not licking the league’s boot, he’s droning on through some “well back in my day...” anectdote without a point. He and Michaels are like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Mayock is fine in smaller doses. Collinsworth is a crime against objective intelligent analysis

If Grant Hill can singlehandedly make Fila a big time shoe brand in the 90's, The Ball Boys could make a not well known in the US brand of shoe a lot of money.

The internet is doing to Sports Center what it did to MTV and VH1. Even if they lost their minds and went back to scheduling hour long blocks of music videos in peak viewing hours, you would never turn it on to watch a bunch of current videos just to get to a few songs you like. You’ll go onto YouTube and pull up any

To clarify. The difference is that back in day, you sat through the other bullshit for your highlights, because that other bullshit was other highlights that were entertaining, and they ALWAYS got to yours eventually. Now you may sit through a 20 minute conversation about a single, uninteresting topic, in a 50 minute

And the olds who still care have moved on. There is no worthwhile information or opinion to be had on ESPN that can’t be found online in a much more intelligent fashion. Any of us who root for non-glamour franchises, you hear the national guys absolutely butcher their takes on our teams and it becomes abundantly clear

You’re basically saying that you want to know the temperature outside so you check your phone instead sitting through all the bullshit on the Weather Channel.

No talk about shuttering the Pac-12 Network please, because I love my job there and I’M NEVER GOING BACK TO BEST BUY GODDAMMIT

Wait...which Greenville?

I don’t think those binding deals they signed care much about morality.

None of this would have happened if Len Bias hadn’t died.

Look, if jokes aren’t fact-checked assiduously, then satirical tweets won’t get fact-checked, and then what happens to the 20 million Americans apparently employed full-time as fact-checkers.