Who will have more hits before October? Chance the Rapper or Adam La Roche

“Bringing in a professional”

He just started a Twitter account. You can tweet him on the board. YES!

A man who shares my name once did this for Leeds in the Old first division. I blame the ridiculous headwear.

I suspect the bbc online editor who came up with this is incredibly pleased with themselves

If he did it in Britain it's free, God bless the NHS

I’m glad this man is his own knob-block

Very un-British that is, jumping in front of someone in a queue

Most non-white guys in Atlanta are hiding lest they get murdered by the police

You shut the fuck up

That’s almost worst, like the Women’s World Cup. We knew we were underdogs but came close to upsetting the applecart and then to fade at the end is a killer. If Watson had lost in straight sets no one would care as much. It’s also like when Tim Henman played, we knew he wasn’t world beating but he stepped up for…

Matt le Scummer

Guernsey is not in England. It’s a self governing British Crown Dependency. It’s a bit like Puerto Rico I guess.

This is actually Aussie Rules football

Or play the game “Disgusting baseball chin or Inappropriate Pubic Hair?”

A remarkably youthful chin for a 34 year old man.

Rugby I’ll grant but England have yet to win Cricket WC. They did win the T20 version but that is equivalent to Soccers confederation cup

The failing bit was a subordinate clause to the inventing. I realise how bad Cleveland has been since forever and it is hilarious

Don’t worry I know where Cleveland is, and I’m in England. I suggest you look up the articles “how not to be a condescending bastard” and “light hearted comments going over your head” in whichever publication you think best

Cleveland didn’t invent any sports though and then fail at them constantly for 60 years