You can ban any sport forever and all the players have to do menial work and all the history is wiped etc. Would you choose Golf or Lacrosse? (Or any sport if you must)

Miami; who are you calling a bastard?

Until 2010 that was technically legal.

Luckily he landed on his wallet

I can see this going to the top echelon of the US legal system - Judge Judy

Inb4 White suit

London Welsh have lost all 20 games this season and are Terrible. The fact one of their players made a tackle is quite an achievement

NSFW (Who the fuck works on a Saturday?)

The image and headline meant I thought there would be pictures of an erect penis? Stop flashing your boners around without thought deadspin

Jokes on him, wait until he needs to let it out. You need to sup your beer to survive in these troubled times

She adds “cunt” whilst making the wanker sign too

Got to protect Golden Boy, make sure his superpowers are not eroded by interacting with Mortals

Rugger Buggers

Thought Bobby Jenks then saw it was chin, singular, not chins.

Can we be sure that is beer?

He was just so shocked The Mets got a hit

The event was sponsored by Crabbies. I know who will be feeling crabby after that.

Kinja advertise drones all the time though. I am confused.

He is a bad Dzhokar, like Jay Leno

That is a lot closer for Adrian than Elvis.