Shame he’s retiring, because “Johnny is not dead” would be a great campaign slogan.

2006 Dodge Neon with larger headlights.

“Why are we losing suddenly?”, the answer is “Oh, the other healer switched to Widowmaker AGAIN”

Reverse the genders on these people and ask that question again.

There's no better dad pick than Soldier 76 in Overwatch

In 15 or so years, can you found Boguswood for compact utility vehicle enthusiast?

According to baseball’s unwritten rules, Bauer now has to throw at himself in his next appearance

Hey now, that’s a solid $20 every grocery run—$30 if you only make it as far as 7-11. That’s a lot of lost League time spent jockying the grill at the local McDs, friendo. You can’t just give up that kind of scratch for nothing, you know?

Get off my e-lawn!

Actually it’s a negative bias which has been formed due to the positive bias of an attractive girl who is gaming. They often receive far more views and attention for doing far less (than what a male would have to do for the same amount of attention), and some males tend to spite them for that.

It depends on the wood. If it were American chestnut, for example, people will pay good money for it.

Typical neocon boomer talk. “You got scammed by the colleges and student loan sharks? Well you’re just a fuckin idiot! I didn’t fall for that!”

hey guys we found the baby boomers

I can answer the first question, because that’s one of mechanics and not policy.

Are you the first generation of your family to walk fully upright? All of the shit you are blathering on about is boomer sourced. All the cunts you are talking about get their cash and marching orders from boomers. You need to strap-on a feed bag full of dicks.

Yeah, you got me. Everything I said after that has been completely rendered to a fine, pathetic pulp by you pointing out my mistake. I’m going to put a crossbow bolt through my computer, watch my Blu-ray box set of One Tree Hill and cry in my pillow.

That and shitty soccer. 

Lol, just because they CAN doesn’t mean they SHOULD.
If it hasn’t become profitable to field a women’s team - which is the point of the comment - then it doesn’t matter how much money a corporation has. Throwing away money is never a good thing. 

The biggest thing holding back women’s soccer is the same old thing.