Look, just because Baz Luhrman can make you want to fuck him DOESN’T MEAN ANYTHING, THAT’S JUST THE CONTACT HIGH

Maybe I’m being oversensitive here, and I apologize if so, but as someone from Ohio I really dislike the way this article is written.

YUP. Also its whats portrayed all over hollywood, in books, in pictures. And in some cases is literally the only acceptable scenario because of one’s family. So basically her snark was not at all necessary

I assume Cho means a “traditional heterosexual couple” that he most frequently saw growing up, not that all heterosexual couples only date within their own race.

His Adam’s Apple is disgusting. When Ryan gets mad, it bobs up and down in the creepiest way. It’s like watching a snake competitively eat golf balls.

That’s a terrible return investment for lame-ass shade.

I feel like clarifying that it was the MOTHER as opposed to a STRANGER who killed the children takes it to a new level of awful and is absolutely pertinent to the story.

Don’t let facts get in the way of a good click!

I feel like that should be like, in the article or headline somewhere.

Why isn’t “don’t murder people” not your “something else to be learned here?”

I think she is hilarious. Even Seinfeld seems funny around her.

On the contrary, you paying to see her is hilarious.

(Actual thoughts)

I fucking lost it at this block. I was falling back like an And 1 mixtape entourage.

“The game isn’t rigged.” - Ayesha after Curry gets 24 free throws in Game 7

We expect more of him. It’s one of those insights that reveals who we all actually consider the best, most valuable player.

Racial profiling is terrible. Like, people look at me and just assume that I love mayonnaise when, in reality, I only kinda like it.

But fouls are fouls. Why does it matter who makes them?

BUT WAIT DRAYMOND WAS OUT ONE OF THE GAMES AND STUFF OVERRATED!