So for people like me who have never seen tether cars before and were wondering - disappointingly no, the guy does not keep running around and around the pole at insanely dizzying speeds.

Tether cars (this is probably cheating)

I can't imagine anything with Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones would be anything but awesome.

What?! Choose! Choose the form of your Destructor, Bears!

Ghostbusters wouldn't have been ruined, but us guys took M back. Game on.

Yeah, people are kind of annoyed. I am not myself, but I wish Feig could do a movie without Wiig and McCarthy.

Are there any actual human beings that are upset about this, because I haven't met any?

"I know for a fact that the defendant have a good heart and that she will come back to her senses and not forget her promise that she made to me," Hilario writes in his lawsuit, also requesting that Swift help him meet Miley Cyrus.

Holy crap, this leads to a horrifying thought.

"Uh, I believe that saying 'balkanized' was a microaggression towards people whose families may be actually dying from sectarian violence in 2015, and not to be grammatically ableist, I think you put a colon where a comma needs to be."

Why people bought this car is still an Intrigue to this day

I work for a social service agency. I get paid to help people 5 days a week.

Ok, I don't mean to sound totally pissed off at you, but I *do* get extremely pissed when anyone acts as if 1) women are never culpable for anything as long as there is any difficulty in their lives and 2) more time is spent listing all of the reasons a women *can't* leave a bad situation than coming up with proactive…

"Ummm... you do know that the consequences of her taking him to the doctor would have been exceeded those of having the child gone for a few hours right?"

Being a domestic violence victim does not disqualify her from being a perpetrator of child neglect.

"Victim blaming"?? NO ONE here is blaming the 1 year old.

If you're afraid you're doing something that's going to get your kids taken away from you, then you should probably have your kids taken away from you.

As a child whose mother failed to protect her from abusive stepfathers/boyfriends, I say fuck her. Children are utterly defenseless and can't leave an abusive situation under their own power. This woman's kids didn't choose her shitty boyfriend.

It is SO hard for me to subscribe to this theory. I want to be generous of spirit and forgiving, but my sympathy well is close to dry. It's hard for a child to accidentally get burned, repeatedly, and burns are exceedingly painful and scary. If the moms are, for whatever reason, unable to protect their children, maybe…

$3.99 to see Matt Farah try and fit in an AZ-1 might actually be worth it, on mute.