Serial numbers, anyone?

Which streak?

"America was secretly founded by a shadow organization of pirates! Duh."

I find the folder $20.00 bill and 911 to be must more amazing.

"The Antichrist" theory: what lamb has horns?

Not surprising.

That was profitable.

I personally like:

Those stairs won't limit its victims to toddlers only.

"Then I screamed more than my girlfriend because I hate spiders like that."

Motl forgot the part where the Higgs field told Moses about what it had done.

I did - but the abuse was lost on you - they guy had no intention of revealing himself or was too embarrassed to because he went to far.

The left or the right?

Cut them some slack - I'm sure they didn't want to cut a gerbil and its wheel in half.

That song is old within the 1st minute.

...or how to turn a turd into the absurd?

"The couple later admitted that they had regularly been consuming the mad honey over the course of a week—up to a tablespoon at a time—in order to add an extra bit of zing to their lovemaking. A heart attack, from a mere tablespoon of the stuff! "

Perhaps the the voluntary requirement of one person to know about what the 'stalker' stalked them about explains it? *shrug*

Yeah, it's always the victim's fault... to you.

I'd heard Tag Heuer didn't take off as a brand until they significantly upped the price of their pieces.