Simply brilliant.

...Are Guaranteed To Embarrass Their Children.

I first read that as "She's affordable..."

Tim Tebow > Soundsav

Ollie, shmollie - if he me merely rode close to the lip at that speed, on that for-bobsleds-track, it'd be impressive.

With fingers in their ears:

She looks like he just asked, "Is that a moon in your pants?"

Of those, Kaspersky and Apple disappoint me the most.

His reaction to such a prank would be classic!

Don't be smiling, retard, you and your friends are future Darwin Award nominees.

Good God! The wings are expanded!?!

Uggg - is that question a slight, sick reference to... hmm... that which makes you 'shudder'? (Now my 'shudders' have shudderings!)

But WHY did Geron lose $300 Million?

Indeed!

I stopped using those mercury infested bulbs after they ruined the light fixture they were screwed into.

Sorry, 'that' incident wasn't defined.

Seems like this was more of a study about generosity?

...or a loading of a pump shotgun?

The example would be perfect for the (jerk?) who constantly bangs the door as they open it (too wide).

Only a $1k for the top model?