Which makes the most troubling development of the episode the fact that Quinn and Chet convince Rachel not to press charges. It makes sense why: They care about Rachel, but the show is the moneymaker for all of them. And nothing would sink the reputation of a romantic reality show faster than reports of a woman…

In the good old days a viral sensation could expect to be rewarded with a multi-picture deal to make Ernest films.

Deuteronomy is very violent. One ought to read the things God commands.

OK. The next time I encounter an evangelical Christian proselytising and telling me their first-hand knowledge of how the Lord improved their lives I'll just shut up and listen.

Nine people gather together and agree with each other. A riveting read.

Chlamydia is a very expensive STI.

There are plenty of shit white writers. It stands to reason there are plenty of shit black ones too.

Hahaha. Even the dog is white.

Think we're done with Jeremy? Nope. He's coming back as a stalker. And then as a mass shooter.

But consent wasn't given for plastic wrap.

Egg-freezing is, as TMP implies, something 30-ish women do if they haven't met the right guy or want to wait a while.

What they (the Onion Inc) found is that there were a healthy number of shows that got very good traffic, and there were also many shows that were not drawing nearly enough audience to justify the expenditure. We were surprised by the disparity. Not to put too fine a point on it, but for some shows it would have been…

What's damaging this programme is Darius is a boring character and so too are the bachelorettes. Yes, Chet is given too much screen time, but the problems go well beyond him.

Make him an interesting nemesis. He's just a cartoonishly one dimensional.

I think the problem is they're handling Darius's character with kid gloves. He's sugar and spice and everything nice. Oh, he has a deep, dark secret: an injured back. Give him some major flaws. He's pro athlete whose whims have been accommodated and his foibles endured much of his entire life. That ought to negatively…

I agree with your second and third sentences. Moving on to the first: OK, Darius is more appealing. So what? Does this mean you're more inclined to continue watching despite the programme's failings? Does it mean you're more emotionally invested in him and his story? Are you willing to cut him more slack? What does it…

Wow, has this programme changed for the worse. Series 1 and the first two episodes of series 2 were brilliant. I'm hoping that the mess I'm watching is because Everlasting is a mess.

Man, I don't know. I want to like this show. I like the actors, the direction and look of the show are great, the characters are at least distinctive, and I like the ideas and tone they've set, but I'm just not invested in any of whats going on.

The dreamy kiss I've been longing for! Yippee! I knew that team Mody couldn't be denied. Could we be blessed with another Leo, but with Jody's Spock ears?

Don't know much about them, but if they're committing crimes like murder, rape, and paedophilia, practicing genocide, torturing animals, and weaponising biological agents in their kitchens then the join the worst.