The trade craft doesn't come naturally to Paige, though. She has a great deal of leverage over her parents yet hasn't come to realise she can exploit it - "I want a Pontiac Fiero." The Centre really ought to step up its training.

It's landlocked now. Back then when Eritrea was part of Ethiopia it had a Red Sea coast. Countries really dislike being landlocked.

I thought it was a test. Of course, it's wise to have a COA B, COA C, etc.

A racquet sport I thought, because it had a constant pace and few pauses, and it sounded like a tennis ball.

Her memorable moment was when she pretended to accommodate Nick's demand and then shot him down in confessional.

The problem is the religious nuts are the same religion. Where are the other nutty religions?

Wrong ass to focus on. Cydney's is much more everything wonderful.

Dumbfounded. Aubry had an outstanding final tribal, I thought. I didn't see her snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Nothing against Michelle's game, but it wasn't in the same league as Aubry's. Maybe we as viewers saw something the castaways didn't - her confessionals were excellent, so that may shape our…

Marcus is the type of guy that would date his friend's ex fiance without giving it a second thought?

I thought he was heroic. Those Newsroom knuckleheads were the worst. Anything done to get rid of 'em was OK by me.

Unless roofies are involved, sleeping with 19 year olds is really awesome.

Welcome back to the programme, Dr Jeremy. Yes, you have lost some weight, but your suit jackets are still too tight. They're also too short, like a woman's. And the button stance is too high. Unless your waist is at your nipples.

You're correct. The reviewer's "On its own, Selina’s loss of Nevada and the popular vote wouldn’t have triggered sobs," absolutely blew my mind. Selina wasn't dealing with her mother's death through work, rather her mother's death was interrupting her dealing with Nevada. From the beginning when she's told not to talk…

"Through adverts we can learn a valuable informations," I was once told.

Pfft. The high born aren't wearing Steve Madden assembly-line glue jobs. The High Sparrow was the Stephane Jimenez of Westeros.

Your comment inspired me to check out how many sociopaths are out there. Apparently 4 per cent of us, about 280,000,000 people worldwide.

No, that's Saint Crispin.

You monster! Opossums aren't wretched rodents, they're adorable marsupials. Opossums: America's koala bears.

Today there were two chuckles, one for "brown towel" and the second for "pennies". Brown towel?! As if that actually exists outside Albania. Who'd want one of those?! Yuck.

The hoax was revealed by Jezebel – owned by Gawker – which revealed that the main Gawker site had been contacted about participating in the stunt.