Did you always have a fire extinguisher on hand?

It’s also a whole seisto elemento better looking than the abomination that is the Veyron.

I’ll have one of whatever you’re drinking Torch.

He does.

I saw that exact same mini less than a month ago on my last day in new york! Also a bmw getting a facelift?

The first pirates of the Caribbean game was amazing. Mostly because it had nothing to do with the movies.

I’ve personally asked somebody in charge of the interior design at BMW this exact question and he gave me an answer so gather round kiddo’s because I’m about to drop some knowledge.

The problem with integrated screens is that they usually look out of place and make the dash look bulkier by adding an obligatory flat…

The taxi driver who transported me around New York deserves less respect than Kim Kardashian-West. The fucker stopped about 5 feet behind the next taxi at any stoplight and then slowly rolled it forward to keep the meter rolling. Usually this wouldn’t be a problem because taxi meters go by distance, but New York cabs…

I have the faintest feeling that the Holland/”The Netherlands” joke was a reference from when we had pizza. This will now become a review of eating pizza with Doug Demuro.
Doug will show up wearing the T-shirt he bought of the filthiest homeless person he found while walking to the restaurant. You will then take a walk…

The worst part was that you didn’t let me drive the hummer, nor the gtr.

Sat in that exact white roadster(before it even had an engine in it) and I can only say that the people who think it isn’t worth the money are obviously wrong. It’s a gorgeous car that isn’t just a douchey Ferrari. It will start conversations everywhere.

Test drove one a while back, interior is great, automatic decent(it has buttons like a 60’s Plymouth) and power acceptable. Full leather interior is somehow not an option which is a serious bummer.

So Doug, how about the Porsche sportomatics or whatever they were called? True manual stick, no clutch pedal.

So?

Turbo Beetle
Because the first Porsche is still the best. (unless you count the tanks but we’re just gonna forget that part of history for a second here.)

It’s green, it has no hood, it will kill you.
None of these things matter.

You’re forgetting the most important change: The way better looking front bumper!

That front end is so much sexier than the roadgoing version. Shame they couldn’t run the high mount exhausts though.

You had a FD and sold it? Damn it Freddie!

Can we just focus on the badassery that’s going on in this sideskirt for a second?

It needs fold out side panels for that true truck look and practicality. Maybe even a new rear panel that folds out of the trunk panel/bed floor to really deal the deal.