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My Lizzy is so fucking pretty. That is all.

Given the god knows countless hours I've spent on Spelunky, I shall NOT be playing this game. Ever. Maybe…

Given the "inexplicable" popularity of that spawn of an orangutan, no, it would not be odd.

Reefer.

No. He have to funded by the corporations in his country first and then "elected".

I don't particularly care for the movie, one way or the other, but I had hoped for it to push Jordan's cache. Next time I suppose.

I thought it was "appropriate" and consistent with the tone of the movie. Now, should a Superman movie adopt such a dour and bleak tone, is another question.

Ahhh, the plane is coming down. Help!!

You have a funny way of spelling "killed".

What if she's into humiliation and she wants you to?

The old old format Maxim (yeah, I'm fucking old. Shut up.) had the glorious photoshoots of Alyson Hannigan and Carly Pope. I'm not ashamed and will lay to bat for them.

Great Minds: Insanely Glorious with Dan Harmon

Yeah, the new editor was hired to revive Maxim's flailing business. Not that going the GQ route is any guarantee. Why choose Maxim when one can opt for GQ, or better still the Internet?

This comment is in character, yes?

Men like to look at skin. Yes.

Too big for his britches, eh?

I'm asthmatic and when I was a kid, I spent a lot of time in the hospitals. Any break from the monotony of the endless parade of sick people and that oppresive hospital smell is a Good Thing.

I'm seeing a lot of concern trolling here, "Aww pity the skinny girls." Here's my catch-all answer: Fuck you, you disingenuous dishonest asshole.

Cause Batman's and other male superheroes body are unrealistic. See Hugh Jackman when he first started as Wolverine and his body now. The kind of body that no regular guy who works out a lot will ever achieve.

So what you're saying the original Lara Croft design was based on realism and not at all "sex sells".