Can I convey how much I hate you right now?

Magic, Magic is next on my list. I've watched Killer Joe and personally I hated it. Never heard of Mr. Nobody before. Gonna search for that one. Thanks.

Cracks. My introduction to Temple, and I pretty much fell in love with her here after her prim British bitch-in-training performance. Wonderful score. Beautiful cinematography. Plus, Eva Green is also in it, as haunting and ethereal as ever.

Watched Dirty Girl*.Not the best movie ever, but I loved Jeremy Dozier's abandon all movie stealing debut performance.

This is news(wire)?

But getting a high spot on the FBI Most Wanted List makes the guilt fully worth it.

I'd pay good money for Lonely Child.

Ben and Jennifer?

I'm gonna assume he's performing a whirlwind.

Is it sad that my pro wrestling consumption these days are limited to the AV Club and OO reviews, and the occasional youtube clips?

Cause the other rockstars are neither dick nor fish. (Well maybe dicks.)

Eh, some bits here and there. I wouldn’t say don't waste your money, but given some extra bucks, I'd rather spend it on a Fury Road re-watch.

I'm certain Pamela Anderson has wittingly (is that a word) brought joy to many people. Let's not compare her to the sire of an orangutan.

Watched the new Terminator. Was mostly there for Miss Clarke, she mostly delivered, the rest - apart from the "twist", was pretty much blah. This being Hollywood, they managed to commit to the most important part of the story, set the path for sequels. Admittedly they've also neatly opened the door for Ahnold future…

How in the Holy hell do you know she is a victim?

The couch is the brown one.

The A.V Club

One, you are unequivocally wrong.

Should we all get off of your lawn right now?

Awesome write up, as always, @lafergs.