Keep up the good work, good Sir.

Ha, funny!

Twitter and Disqus are roughly the same, and I don't use Disqus beyond AVC. I love the commentariat here, 90% of the time anyways.

I still pay the bills, mostly for my mom to watch her favorite shows. My entertainment are mostly stolen, which I justify to myself by paying said bills.

They more prone to leaking fluids. Normally on a some kind of a schedule.

I own two actually. Which I rarely watch these days.

An infinite number of monkeys would like to have a word or two with you.

I forgot my twitter password. Didn't bother to reset it. Deactivated my FB account, stopping short of deleting it all together.And as the song goes, life goes on.

I forgot my twitter password. Didn't bother to reset it. Deactivated my FB account, stopping short of deleting it all together.And as the song goes, life goes on.

She was in that movie with Minka Kelly. Which I probably will never ever watch.

Feel free. I thrust you.

Cucumber's cool.
You a zucchini.

If they wanted sexy - and funny puns - they could have just run through our comment threads and pull a Shia on us. We wouldn't mind it (too much).

It can be [twin] things.

I'm seeing red rummaging through all these pun threads.

I'm flexible and open to fill the position.

According to the bastion of journalism that is Fox News, journalists has a concord with viewers to tell the truth. Anything less is unacceptable.

I'm in too.

You're the Space Pope. You can damn well tell anyone how to do their job.

**Locks shotgun**