Don't you mean penis-sula?

Oh, for fucks sake, have some fucking conviction. Don't hide behind the "gentleman" bullshit.

Riiight.

Totally OT, but Sanford, Mumford & Sons would make a great band name.

No, it's not. But, we appreciate your enthusiasm nonetheless.

I think I've noted my particular dislike for The Avengers before. Half of the movie is spent establishing a creaky mythology and the rest isn't better either - boring CGI fights with bland boring CGI enemies. So, yeah, strike that crap off the list and replace it with Super instead.

You, sir, are dead to me.

I suppose I need to give it another watch, but I don't get The Social Network's critical appeal. It's a fine movie and all, but on a best movies list? (And I say that as a huge Fincher fan).

Hey, leave me out of this!

Says the 8th grader.

Is that Bonnie..

This is embarrassing to admit, but I used to have a sweet sweet gay crush on Depp.

Young girls like that sort of thing, I mean, so I've heard.

I know a job's a job, and actors can't really be choosy, not knowing where your next pay check is coming and all, but why Chloe,why?

NERDS!!!

So, is it the cocaine or the submarine that's being abducted?

Congratulations(?). Now, go get a job.

You can wear it in your van.

I accidentally had my VPN on the other day, and I got a "your account has been blocked by The A.V Club" when I tried to post. So, nope, proxy is no go.

Tell them, you'll fucking reboot the machine shortly.