It's called sarcasm. Pardon me for trying to be indirect with someone who believe that another human being is god. Let me spell it out for you.

I'll take that as a "yes".

I'm still waiting for the "religious right" not to serve divorced people. Fucking imbeciles.

She's a squirter too?

I pledge my "sword" to all AVClubbers.

Cults are dangerous and ill-advised. Except mine.

Hey there, fellow goon (I presume).

Goodbye, you magnificent bastard.

Hear, hear.

I'm perpetuating the whole "male gaze" thing here, but in my mind, I'll always remember her for that scene in Barney's Version.

She was a casting coup for Covert Affairs. They needed a face for the "kinder, less misunderstood CIA" premise and she fit the bill to a T.

Poor guy, can't even pull of a Wish I Was Here.

Piper Perabo is awesome, and I shall not hear otherwise.

Eh, I enjoyed it just fine. He won't make another District 9 and that's to be expected.

Don't britta the comments Guy.

True. That's why I properly honour Him every Friday night with a special service. Enjoy.

Yeesh, did a lie-beral stole your ice-cream as a kid or something? I'm kinda offended at the whole puke thing, but a reprobate indeed I am. Cool word, not used enough.

Post-fact commercial, one suppose.

I'd probably die fairly quickly from being stoned or leprosy, but by Yahweh's name, Life of Brian's universe, definitely.

Moments like this, I'm incredibly happy I've suspended my facebook account and all but ignored my twitter account.