I don't have such a long story, just my sister insisting that "Paranormal Activity" is real. Even when I said I have the DVD with the alternative ending, she still persist the whole thing is the truth.

If God didn't intend them shorned, he wouldn't have made them sheep.

Dan Savage to Fry: "PIV is not the end all and be all of sexual relationship".

Steve "Sucking Steve Job's Rotting Dick" Levitan: "Nope, not product placement. Promise **winks**"

#GonnaUpvoteYouAnyway #LoveTheAvatar

Kurt Sutter's pitch : "You know, it's SAMCRO plus magic. It's gonna be so sweet, prison rape sweet".

Finally. Been waitin' for this since the trailer came out.

You could go full cat and start wearing humans on your sweatshirt.

I assure you I'm not Lance Armstrong. Persist in such insinuations and my lawyers will be in touch.

My balls(?)

Jess, can you show me where Nicky touches you?

Man, I'm usually very very bored and cynical of the New Hot Blonde Thing, but she is very fetching.

Sympathy upvote.

Unbelievable. You guys finally have Jericho for an interview and it's for worst feature in the history of the AVC ever.

Fuck you, Thompson

She's still super pretty, but I'm partial to her with short hair. Hubba hubba.

Are they hot?

I liked season 2, the trial and the new case - well, not so much the new case, and the finale was what the show needed. As is, there's no reason for a third series.

NYPD's coming respond to all complaint of unnecessary and excessive force: "Pain don't hurt".

Used Disqus' Recommended feature for the first time ever. Awesome write up.