Dude, of course you trust a drug dealer with paper trails. Would you buy a car or a house or even some pizza's without any receipt or documents?

How do I know the number's safe? Or you e-mail ain't tapped? I'm ain't taking no risk brother.

The new team is good, if only they're actually competent sans Jane, which was one of the biggest weakness of the show.

I'm at 935 Pennsylvania Ave.

Do you have the blue stuff?

Crazy eyes, baby.

I'm gonna have severe decision anxiety when Deadpool is finally in theatres. 90 minutes of possibly Gina Carano and Morena Baccarin vs 90 minutes of Ryan Renolds. How do I decide?

They can keep Carano and Baccarin and perhaps skip everything else. And by perhaps, I mean goddamit just do it already.

Happy Lunar New Year to all you goatfuckers guys.

United States of America circa 20xx.

Et tu, Bardem?

Whoopi "not rape-rape" Goldberg to play a no-nonsense ex-cop in an ABC comedy pilot.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, liberals are a bunch of fucking pussies.

Why Spacey?

A "Citibanker" I presume?

Reading Frederick Douglas' memoirs a few years back and his recollection why his master forbade his wife from teaching him the alphabet suddenly made all political manoeuvres and idiocy clearly logical. Evil for sure, but logical nonetheless.

Thanks. I appreciate that.

My car broke down again. For the fourth fucking time in less than 2 years.

Eh.

This is gonna be a bigger clusterfuck than the roast of that dumb-witted open sore on satan's dick.