unknownuknow
Tinfoil Hat in a thunderstorm, now with added diecast
unknownuknow

Haha yes and my 360 van is the same length as your sedan!

Well that went downhill fast...

Damn, it has my old 360 by .1 inch!

Why anyone would want one of these, I have no idea. I'm a damn safe driver (gave up the driving like an idiot when I stopped being a teenager) but I still have no desire to have my insurance company track how I drive. I'll pay the extra few bucks if it means I'm not carpooling with big brother.

if that's the case , i'd love to see the pics of the crash.

Beat me to it. 70s retro sci-fi motif. Perhaps with a little distressing for effect. Some scorch marks, maybe a hastily-patched phaser hole or two. Otherwise, it should appear to be a U.S. Department of the Interior vehicle, as imagined for 2074 or so.

"Lets make the front end as large and awkwardly proportioned as possible without balancing the design anywhere else on the truck."

Yes, sure it needs paint - I suggest black overall with a mural involving wolves on the side - but that just let's you finish the van with your own individual flair of personalization. All the hard work here is done.

Like Make magazine today, those periodicals consistently offered up the dream of demonstrating your own craftiness. They proposed doing things like: building your own backyard Arecibo-like observatory (all you need is about 1.6-acres of otherwise useless land, a shovel, and a whole lot of aluminum foil!); saving money

Primered and ready for a new paint job!

Step 1) Buy this van

I always love when there's an equally or more interesting car in the background of sales photos.

Then speed up so you can be sure it's clear. ;)

What happened was this was a dream pulled out of the ass of the former CEO Danny Bahar. None of these things had any substance whatsoever, the definitive vaporware which parent company Proton has nowhere near enough to fund the development of, nor has Proton indicated any interest in them at all.

I usually just say "I am trans". Yoda says "Trans am"

Someone that is smart with their money could relatively easily afford one of these cars, so I doubt it was really this alone that tipped everyone off.

those skiers are soft, I didn't see a single one reach down to scoop up a handful of snow and make a snowball in an effort to pelt a competing driver in an effort to temporary blind them