i think it’s pretty cool that someone’s going to reinvent cable and call it an innovation

You got screwed in the playoffs.  Congratulations, you’re officially an NHL franchise.

Another fun fact:

You press it immediately when the burger goes on the pan, before any of the fat can liquefy. It’s still cold so it doesn’t squirt out.

A steady diet of Skyline Chili affects different men in different ways....but it always ends in a case of multiple violent runs.

Fighting is part of the game.

Just more proof that evil always prevails in today’s America. 

One of our most streets-ahead human beings.

So you’re saying the suffocating shroud of death is not a buy.

Watching a football team is 3 hours once a week. Baseball is three hours 5-6 times a week.

One day the Legos just rose up and turned on their creators.

I think sometimes we might kinda read a bit too much into these movies.

A modern Splinter Cell would suuuuck OH MY GOD. Ornage numbers popping up everywhere. Open world. 48 different costumes you can unlock by “killing all enemies in a mission” because fuck stealth. Nah man, keep that shit dead until Ubisoft gets past this MMO-lite phase they’re in

I agree that recycling is just way too confusing. I wish there would be a national movement behind subsidizing plastics recycling reclamation and usage. I would like to see systems put in place that create facilities on the local level for collection, thus creating jobs AND creating a system for reclaiming all these…

+1 Oh my God

I heard he called poutine “shitty soggy fries”.

The literal article you are commenting contains a quote from the detective working the case describing how this specific massage parlor engaged in human trafficking.  

Its pronounced "Ass-scent"