I believe the new appropriate response is “I was scared for my life!!!!”

If a tree is removed and no one was around to witness it, was it ever really there?

You will need a screwdriver, a pair of tweezers, a magnifying glass (optional), some salt (~1tbsp), and a bag of chicken feed, preferably corn-based.

Talk about a real bust in the Chappelle Show racial draft. First overall.

“this post didn’t change my life” - you, probably

The US has a long, sordid history of “rugged individualism” that is mostly bullshit. Politicians appeal to that idea and get people to go against their own best interests so the politicians can funnel money to their buddies instead of building a society.

“Officials at the university estimate that it’ll cost about $3,000 to exhume and rebury each body, at a total cost of $21 million. The university is now considering an alternative plan in which it’ll do the work in-house, at a cost of $400,000 per year over the course of eight years.”

Like, what’s the punchline?

Yeah I could see the wife wanting to deal with only one baby at a time

The 570 vs 580 comparison offered no useful information here.

Poor kid, no father to prevent him from becoming a full-kit wanker.

“What ‘about’ us ‘who’ paid full price for bones [the skeleton of a full game] in 2015?”

“31 year veteran”...I totally read that as 31 year old. I saw his face and thought: “my god, how much alcohol has this guy had in 31 years?”

How dare they assume that bombs gender.

Also, stop buying games from GameStop.

Nah, I’m going to keep preordering for every game I’ll consider possibly getting.

Lol, he also makes sure all rooms in his home have adequate space to roll unobstructed in case anyone catches fire.