I need something to make me smile today, and this dollop of schadenfreude did the trick! Thank you!

Quick! Shine the Monster Factory beacon!

Yes; amazingly, people can have different opinions than you!

Dev Patels is my JAAAAAAAAAAM! *blasts off*

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Arguments can be had about the emissions and environmental impact of cruise ships (I mean, just look at this comments thread), but when I look at that thing, all I see is a giant floating petri dish. Just imagine all of the STDs and other diseases that’ll be stewing onboard. Nope, not for me. I’ll stay home, thank you.

You know who can’t get on with their lives? Trans people being harassed by JKR and her ilk. Get the fuck out of here with your bullshit.

God damn it, are people ever going to stop giving that TERF bitch money?

I’ve rewatched season one of True Detective a few times; I think it’s pretty much perfect. The previews for Night Country show clearly showed the spiral shape that featured prominently in that first season, and that coupled with Rust Cole’s backstory in Alaska gives me hope that there’s a direct connection between the…

I’m not bothering because Disney+ is too fucking expensive for me anymore.

‘They merged successfully. My heart was in my throat.’

‘...it isn’t really possible to drive for any distance or length of time without having to break some law.’

Yes, we’ve all seen The Thing.

People who dislike vain, racist billionaires who actively work to crush the working class and harbor weird ideas about having as many babies as quickly as possible while planning to abandon the Earth are ‘loons?’ Then count me in; I’m a loon and proud of it.

Yep. Book her, jail her, fine her, suspend her license, and prevent her from ever working in law enforcement again.

I was sold on this movie the moment Emma Stone said ‘Excuse me, I must go punch that baby’ in the trailer.

Prince of Space? We like it very much!

Please, please, PLEASE let this asshole sue. I want everything he’s done on Xitter (pronounced ‘shitter’) to be public record.

Shout out to Valkyrie Profile!

Tom Cruise wants to recruit Timothee into Scientology. End of story.