You improve nothing by your presence.

‘Twitter sent us a poop emoji when we reached out.’

Here, let me rewrite that headline for you, you fuckin’ hack:

Well, I mean...sure, for a given value of ‘comedy.’

‘Good’

I LIVED Transformers when I was a kid in the 80s. Running around with my friends, pretending to turn into cars bugs and dinosaurs, the toys were awesome, I couldn’t get enough.

It’ll be fun to see how much he pads the runtime of this one with his overused ultra-slow-motion photography.

Humans suck in general; ducks, in general, do not suck. I know what I’d want to save.

I wonder whether the developer is providing mental health counseling to the people working on the awful fatality animations.

Yet another piece of evidence that fanaticism boils the brain.

‘...an inconceivably horrific scene...’

So what’s the going bet as to how long until underage porn is discovered on Chowder’s hard drive? I mean, it’s a foregone conclusion at this point, right?

Every legislator who votes for these fucking laws needs to be brought up on attempted manslaughter charges whenever someone dies as an indirect result.

He ‘cares’ inasmuch as women can remain healthy enough to breed more Xtian babies. After the birth, he doesn’t give a single FUCK about either the baby’s or the mother’s welfare.

‘Do the lightsaber colors actually mean anything’

God, this is so tiresome. Well, I suppose the basement-dwellers need something to talk about amongst themselves.

All I can see is Marge Gunderson shaking her head sadly. ‘All for a little bit of money.’

The wrong fans will want this just to ‘trigger the libs, hyuck hyuck.’

Great! A reason to not subscribe to another streaming service!

My start down the path to TTRPG addiction was in my high school RPG club, playing Talislanta, of all things, but that quickly shifted to AD&D 2nd Edition. I am forever grateful for that motley crew of fellow weirdos.