Roundabouts are NOT that hard to wrap your mind around. My town and surrounding communities started getting them a handful of years ago, and after some initial grumbling we’re having no problems (aside from the odd drunk asshole). I’m guessing that part of the problem is a lack of community education. BEFORE and…

‘...had to die...’ as if it were a foregone conclusion. ‘Whoops, it was fate, sorry not sorry!’ What a racist fucking bitch.

‘Ponzu was in the wrong place at the wrong time...’

That is one Aryan-looking mother fucker right there. That face belongs on a Nazi recruitment poster circa 1939. Jesus.

Exemplified by this classic bit from The Onion: City Councilman Unearths Magical Zoning Amulet (theonion.com)

Apparently, according to local interviews, the blast was powerful enough to crack the foundation of someone’s house. So congratulations, fucktards, you get a child with a penis AND a lawsuit (I hope)!

...and now the old fucker’s dead. Who cares.

It’s like Black Republicans. It’s like, you know you’re just window dressing to these jackoffs, right? You know it, right?!

Smart, apparently. Zing!

I have no recollection of ever having watched this episode or segment, and I’m kind of enjoying not knowing what everyone’s so obsessed about.

“There is no room for [public] racism or hatred in the Aledo ISD, period,” according to a statement from Superintendent Dr. Susan Bohn. “Using inappropriate, offensive and racially charged language and conduct [where you could get caught] is completely unacceptable and is prohibited by district policy [that we are…

FIFY (as it reads I’m sure it is demonstrably false, as most of the white supremacists I’ve seen in pictures of rallies are, in fact, very sizable.)

‘School’ = mouth stuff. ‘Tuition’ = butt stuff.

‘The commutes are extreme, the smog occasionally impenetrable and the parking situation intense, but Angelenos are rewarded with one of the most vibrant car cultures in the world.’

The best thing that ever happened for my psyche and my wallet was when my entire MtG collection burned up in a friend’s house fire (no one was hurt, thankfully). I shrugged and moved on.

Don’t give a shit, after that wet fart of a last season.

The next episode of MBMBAM will be Griffin just weeping quietly for 40 minutes.

Nice analogy for the Jan. 6th insurrectionist riot.

He...he flies past...Westeros? What the actual fuck? Oh, the Rifftrax crew will have so much fun with this one.

What?! Goddamnit. I was pulling out my Android phone to buy this game from Google Play when I read your comment. Fuck exclusivity.