So only ONE of your options is actually ‘free’; piggybacking on a friend or family member’s subscription. Otherwise EVERY OTHER OPTION REQUIRES SPENDING MONEY. 

She’s a hot young blonde. Drumf will come running to her aid in hopes of a pity fuck.

Can there please be a moratorium on game titles with the word ‘War’ in them?

I got the movie tagline all ready:

‘Though the names of the couple involved have not been made public, their photo was released by police and has already been making rounds of “#savethechildren” child trafficking conspiracy theory page.’

Yes. Full stop.

God damn, the most interesting about that bland piece of American cheese is his chin.

Thank you for the daydream material!

*laughs wildly* You...you SAW what Elon thought electric trucks will look like, right? That maniac does not have our best interests in mind.

God damn, the grill on that silver monster just screams ‘I WILL KILL YOU.’  I hate it.

I’m angry, but I’m not insecure. And yes I will shit on anyone I see driving one of these gigantic wastes of space (there are plenty of them where I live; growling down the city streets, gleaming brand-new, only used to haul kids and groceries).

‘So maybe give your balls a break until after the pandemic is over and then go nuts.’

Came here to say this.

Geezy Creezy, I remember way back when games had a single, satisfying narrative arc. Pop in the disc, play a game, experience a story, bam. Done. I don’t have the time or will for crap like this.

Without the possessive apostrophe, but yes, Nazis made lots of stuff. Mostly, they made other people dead.

I loved this game, and was just starting to really appreciate Yes when it was released. On the game disc was a video file with an interview with Jon Anderson explaining their involvement with the game. Also, The Ladder is my favorite late-stage Yes album. 

‘In theaters only...’

Those two poor, stupid, gullible idiots may not have anti-Covid vibrations, but they sure do give off strong Project Camelot vibes.

Acknowledging that you have a problem is the first step.

‘AAA video game could have killed someone; developer declines to comment’