‘...strong narrative arcs...’

‘...this monster of a truck that achieves 10 miles per gallon. The balls on these guys to look everyone straight in the face and deliver a 10 mpg pickup in two-thousand-twenty!’

“When someone sits back in their mansion and accuses someone they don’t know of being a racist, of being a dirty cop, of being a murderer when that’s not the case, it does affect you.”

There’s some decent boxed macaroni and cheese out there (Annie’s is a good brand), but yeah, this chucklefucker ain’t MY President.

So they’d accept ‘Nigger Jim’? Georgia’s more progressive than I thought.

‘Dumb Company Continues To Throw Good Money After Bad’

SOMEbody read the headline and rageflew to the comments without reading the article.

With that shade of lipstick, if you just stare at his eyes it looks like he’s sticking out his tongue just a little bit.

Not even the McElroy brothers could love this Monster Factory creation.

I called this! I fuckin’ called it, the second I heard that Orange 45 got the ‘Rona I feared that his campaign would try to spin it into a ‘There’s no one better to fight the pandemic than a President who’s been through it’ thing. Fuck them all straight to their God’s Hell.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT IS WITH THE JUSTPREMIUM BULLSHIT BACKGROUND I’M HAVING A SEIZURE

Lookit that lazy-eyed mouth-breathin’ mafioso-lookin’ motherfucker. I’m not surprised in the least.

Also, if people calm down, catch their breath, and wait for a little while, then the resellers don’t make a dime and everyone wins.

I’m so glad that I haven’t cared about consoles since the PS2.

One of the defining moments of my 11-year-old life was watching this unfold on the ubiquitous TV strapped to the rolling metal cart with the rest of my classmates. As the story unfolded afterward in what retrospectively feels like agonizing slowness, I came to understand that corruption in government was a thing, and…

Why do so many people in Drumpf’s administration have weird smiles? I mean, that’s a Boglin-esque grimace.

I wonder how long it’ll be until it’s revealed that one or more of the white folk at this party have connections to law enforcement? This stinks to high heaven.

‘I’m almost jealous of my more games-as-service loving coworkers for getting more out of the game than I do.’ 

Says the asshole.

‘It began when deputies who were driving in the area saw a man riding a bicycle and decided to pull him over for a vehicle code violation...’