Just came here to say that I didn’t read this article and remain blissfully unaware about what the fuck ‘steamed hams’ is all about. It’s my life’s goal to NEVER KNOW. So far, so good.

Call me heartless, but I will take wicked pleasure from every one of these Trump-dick-suckers’ deaths from the ‘Rona. Fuck ‘em all.

I’m guessing he wanted to emulate his idol, Alex Jones, the epitome of white male fragility.

‘...in this game everybody who is named, Black, and has a speaking role is guaranteed to die.’

Is it Upper-class Twit of the Year? Spoon Bending? Competitive God Bothering? 100-meter Potato Sack Racing? What is it?

As a white person, I have to ask, what the everloving FUCK is wrong with white people?! (Rhetorical; of course we all know the answer.)

Pretty sure ‘consumes intelligence verbally’ is in the Monster Manual description of Mind Flayers.

Also a thing up here in Wisconsin. Gov. Wanker’s Act 10 all but killed collective bargaining rights.

I swear to someone’s god that that ‘apology’ must be a form letter. It sounds far too much like other ‘apologies’ to be a coincidence.

And you...want that? Wow, you’re messed up.

So when does it start being okay to name this turdblossom as ‘Fucker Carlson’ in every headline about him?

‘Croak-narrated’? C’mon, man. This isn’t a Creed song. Vedder’s voice is great.

Never forget that Tex-ass is the home of Supremely-Crazy-White-Nationalist-Racist-Conspiracy-Theorist-Grifter-Conman-and-Whiny-Baby Alex Jones. Guaranteed all these fuckers suck at his teat.

“There is no place for racist content in our game,”

Look up gerrymandering and how Republicans have abused it to literally steal elections on the state level, you absolute nincompoop.

Yeah, there are worse addictions than anime.

‘TikTok teens.’ Christ, kill me now.

‘...he bent, opened the case, and pulled out the golden instrument. Still naked, he turned around, inserted the mouthpiece between his lips, and began playing...’

*yawwnn*

I hope it’s eventually released in a format those of us without iTunes can enjoy.