“I swear to god I just emptied the mag.”

It means he’s an incel.

To quote Monster Factory: ‘No middle sliders!’

Kim Kardashian is a Second Life avatar come to life.

Yeah I feel like this is much worse than the original dynamic between Mulan and the general. Gross.

You...you DO live in the USA, right? Don’t you know how things work here?

The more hashtags you use, the less important you actually are. There’s gotta be a mathematical formula proving this by now.

Whenever I hear the word ‘influencer’ my teeth itch, my hands clench into fists, and my assertion that the human race is doomed is further confirmed.

‘The Rise of Skywalker was generally disliked but not loathed.’

Your sister is a MONSTER.

God, I just...don’t care, at this point. Star Wars and I are on a break.

‘The president’s body man’ conjures all manner of horrific images.

My ex-wife’s mother worked for child protective services as a counselor for many years, and although she couldn’t ever speak about the specifics of any case, I gathered that she dealt with a lot of terrible situations involving abusive spouses or partners. Even in our mostly rural county, her stating of statistics…

Fuck the police. Hell, even as a white man I don’t trust them.

I very much enjoy RLM (not just as a fellow Wisconsonite, but as an appreciator of their self-aware dumbassery, their considered deconstruction of film—though I will forever disagree with them on The Last Jedi—and, of course, the neverending treasure that is Rich Evans), and Mack’s recent friendship with them has been…

Oh, you sweet Summer child. The only thing they’d be calling for would be more open/concealed carry laws and the ability to just grab guns off of display cases in the name of ‘self defense’ without prosecution.

Asinine, obfuscating phrases such as ‘Second Amendment advocates’ need to be retired. ‘Ammosexuals’ is much more accurate and to the point.

If there ends up being a Bob’s Burgers movie sequel it’d better be titled ‘It Was Good Enough To Merit Seconds!’

Mulan is the first Disney remake I’m sort of interested in seeing. I hope it doesn’t suck.

‘Also I love Knowledge Fight, and it tickled me to hear Evans adopting Dan’s “Mic down, Jordan” cue for whenever he was about to recite some particularly outrageous part of the story.’