‘No idea where his obsession with bulletproofing and therefore the massive panels come from...’

‘Primary care provider’? IN THIS ECONOMY?!

#WhatTheFuckIsUpWithJapan

‘Media’ is plural. ‘Medium’ is singular.

McKean elevates everything he touches.

Name one.

Since Kinja is known for sarcasm and snark, I feel I must preface this statement by stressing that it is NOT sarcasm:

Perhaps Ben Shapiro Shouldn’t Be Take Seriously By Anyone About Anything:

They’d kill US if given half a chance. Survival of the fittest, dummy!

God, I couldn’t care less about this. I’d rather watch Dunkirk again. Or read a book about Midway, which would undoubtedly be more informative and exciting than this muddy CGI-fest.

I’m also here to complain about the ‘big eyes small mouth’ adult infantalization going on there. It’s not cool, it’s gross, I don’t like it.

As someone who has no interest in playing this game and only keeps up on the stream of tragic news through Kotaku and Jimquisition updates for the gleeful schadenfreude of it all, I’m honestly surprised that anyone at all is still playing games like this or Fallout ‘76. I mean, come on people, they’re NEVER going to…

Fuck off with your terrible punny headlines.

“In the last five decades, our society has become hierarchical.”

“In the last five decades, our society has become hierarchical.”

If I may paraphrase: ‘It’s all a good reminder that Republican VOTERS are usually just loudmouthed idiots consuming rancid media all day and letting it turn their brains into complete stew.’ 

It must suck to afford something you can’t love.

‘I am not rich because I and my family have not made the choices to be rich.’

So exactly how much semen do you think dribbled down his thigh from his flaccid penis when he said ‘fire and fury’?

‘There are 160 girls in the year.’