Here, let me fix that headline for you:

God, my state has been in the news so much lately for so much crap.

He’s only NOW likening lootboxes to gambling? Buddy boy hasn’t been watching Jim Sterling, has he?

‘Massive whiff with fans’? I’ve never understood this. Out of all of my dozen or so Star Wars loving friends, only one has ever expressed any negativity toward TLJ. The rest of us either like or love it.

I think the message here is that the church will accept anyone as long as they’re a beloved multimillionaire celebrity.

Yeah, well I’m done talking or hearing about Kevin Hart. Let’s stop the coverage and let his career die already.

Nothing beats ‘Weird’ Al Yankovic’s ‘Christmas at Ground Zero.’ Timely and topical!

This idea is stupid and Elon Musk is delusional.

Fucking goddamned dumbasses. I guess it’s a sort of relief to know that the stupid in our government is saturated right through, top to bottom. I hate this fucking country sometimes.

‘Big Fish Boys Punching’ should be the DVD title, kinda like when they retitled Edge of Tomorrow ‘Live Die Repeat’.

I and my family did our parts to vote the motherfucker out!

As a Wisconsinite, watching Scott Wanker get bit in the ass by the silly law that HE SIGNED blocking election recounts if the margin is over 1% was SO FUCKING SATISFYING.

‘You know those Disney movies and their dead moms!’

You forgot to add an ‘at worst’ to your penultimate paragraph: AT WORST, truly believing this dehumanizing NPC bullshit would be a great way for a sociopath to justify a mass killing of people they don’t agree with.

If Kavanaugh is voted in, Washington D.C should burn right to the ground.

The troubling thing about that picture of Graham is all the women around him are holding microphones instead of, as they should be, knives.

BLACK and DEKKER? Are you fucking kidding me? Those two names together might be funnier than most jokes in the movie.

Did you SEE Incredibles 2? The story was not good. They pushed the characters’ personalities and relationship dynamics forward 20 years while not aging them at all. It was nice to look at but I did not enjoy it.

‘Why would anyone want to rent a chicken?’

I’ve never done this, because I’ve never wasted my fucking time playing golf (‘the biggest waste of real estate since cemeteries,’ someone famous once said). I’m grabbing the biggest, pointiest stone I can find and lobbing that bad boy.