Dammit Tyler, everytime you post one of these articles, I know I’m going to get no work done for an hour or so. And for that, I thank you.

RE #1

Jake from State Farm is kind of pissed.

Yeah about that...ESPN, Fox, NBC, and I’ll even throw in CBS, couldn’t do this even if they wanted to. The NFL has such a stronghold on them with the TV contracts that any reporter for them would probably be fired if they even thought about publishing a series like this.

“claimed that Holder merely slipped and fell”

Dayuuim Deadspin. Gotta give it you this is some great muckraking, and journalism. ESPN, Fox Sports, NBC may want to take notes.

I am quite sure I have been able to watch video clips posted to this site on my phone before. This is the first time I’ve seen it say “Adobe is required.” Is this fall out from the twitter GIF bs?

“Sadly, the Shuttle Program would turn out to be more of a very expensive anchor that would keep mankind stuck in orbit for decades than a economical space plane that could facilitate exploration beyond earth’s orbit.” Incorrect. You need to research the unclassified Shuttle program accomplishments. No need to even up…

If you think that game sites should publish stories based on what developers want them to publish, I recommend you visit one of the many sites that does just that. On the other hand, if you want an independent games press that covers stories we think are interesting and/or important — even if developers and publishers…

So the dev’s don’t want this getting out and you decided is was a good idea to post it on Kotaku? Seems like the guy who snuck in and stole food isn’t the only douche bag around. Whatever it takes to get a story I guess.

Every step you taaaaake,

If you look really closely you can see him slip on a copy of Craig Mack’s second album.

I suggested a app called (this name is up for revision) “Tinder for couples to find other couples not for kinky stuff but just cool other couples to hang out with because we need some mutual friends who live in this city”

As a married man in his 30’s, I find I get the most excited about new fun couples that my wife and I have lots in common with, and seem genuinely fun to hang out with.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

Mom?

Kevin Federline looks like he’s on junk