you’ve never been to a comedy club in your life

ha ha ha because they do that all the time!

okay fine, but she blew dave coulier in a theatre, i think

of course i do! the question mark was my wondering if the ‘chete is a better danny than mcbride, because i don’t think i’m qualified say definitively who the best danny is.

real shitty music, for starters

trejo?

you’re the only ten i see

awful nice of you guys to uncancel him like this

and yet i still haven’t heard of them

dead again ain’t bad

and like every harvard graduate he just has to always find a way to organically bring up the fact that he went to harvard. probably uses unnecessarily big words too, that tommy mo.

who in the fuck puts salt on fruit?

i guess we’re not all in this together, thank you av club

sir isaac who-who?

thank you kotaku, for keeping us abreast of corporations’ performative activism

bet they’re not even prescription

I don’t!

when the article is less interesting than the headline

well that aside, it was a pretty decent impression.

this kid’s gonna be all kinds of fucked up.