but what does he think of marvel movies, or whether a hot-dog is a sandwich or not a sandwich?

it is high flipping time that hideo kojima gets some shiny trophies for being hideo kojima, but a darn shame if it should be for death stranding, which fucking sucks and is terrible.

the opposite actually!

so is anyone gonna talk about what happened at deadspin?

and pate

“they’re the band the beatles could have been”

hey you forgot supertramp. they’re at least top 15

**** a magical, leprechaun gopher

c-3po is a protocol droid you fucking philistine

he will vote, but also abstain

actually all white people look alike

where’s splinter?

cool cool. thanks for letting us know about the raiders, tom. but do you know what happened to splinter?

hey lauren the only control a cat-owner has over their cat is whether to put it down or not. everything else is rolling dices.

so you “won” the jimmy butler pool at the deadspin dundies. good for you. but what does he think about the whole china thing?

what happened to splinter? or are you not allowed to talk about it? blink once to remove irritants from the surface of your cornea and conjunctiva

so shredder is now in venture capital. good for him i guess.

maybe sports stars aren’t the heroes worthy of hagiographic coverage that some blogging sites devote to them. i wonder what splinter would say about this?

your opinions are stupid

i’m glad you guys get paid for this