actually all white people look alike

where’s splinter?

cool cool. thanks for letting us know about the raiders, tom. but do you know what happened to splinter?

hey lauren the only control a cat-owner has over their cat is whether to put it down or not. everything else is rolling dices.

so you “won” the jimmy butler pool at the deadspin dundies. good for you. but what does he think about the whole china thing?

what happened to splinter? or are you not allowed to talk about it? blink once to remove irritants from the surface of your cornea and conjunctiva

so shredder is now in venture capital. good for him i guess.

maybe sports stars aren’t the heroes worthy of hagiographic coverage that some blogging sites devote to them. i wonder what splinter would say about this?

your opinions are stupid

i’m glad you guys get paid for this

if only they had put russell martin in ...

then i am afraid, sir, that you don’t know the av club

yet no mention of the actor’s name. c’mon, journalists!

i think you mean “utilizing” nepotism

but kate mckinnon is still on the show

i’m sorry but are you suggesting that popular media is somewhat responsible for the regular occurrences of gun violence in the us? what an awesome take. 

“silly and overwrought” may as well be the avclub’s masthead (a word which i heard somewhere and hopefully means what i think it does)

what the fuck is up with netflix? first tuca and bertie, and now this? i’m almost of a mind to ask my mom to cancel our subscription

this is good content.

yes!!!!!!