press-isely put

now that you and peter king are buds is it harder write “the crap” about him? i think probably, because though you know he doesn’t read this, still if you write something nasty it will get to him, through his plentiful sport magazine channels, so you best be careful. or are you not buds at all? 

hey deadspin is there nothing else you could have giri do? is this really the best use of his time and talents? how about an oral history of the monica seles stabbing? has anyone done that yet? suppose i could bing it, see what comes up....

but you know who’s really “the coolest”? rob manfred, for secretly juicing those very same baseballs we got to cheer being donged to oblivion by vlad and joc and whoever else the article mentioned, since i didn’t read all of it, or actually watch it

i also remember undergrads

oh c’mon what did he do? your hate is very misplaced

trick question, thats the same person

don’t kawhi because its over, smile because it happened. rip raps dynasty

2013 eastern conference semifinals, where the pacers beat the carmelo’d knicks

nothing gay

et tu stinky pete? my disillusionment is complete

maybe they feel bad for crippling him?

i guess youve never been puked on by a drunk stranger

good for them

oh okay so they’re going off the books no one’s read instead of the games everyone knows

hey where is his other sword?

its “we the north”, mister

wow so hope solo was right

cool sweater lauren

too late to save scherzer