the solution is clear: just give every netflix employee a gun

i know how to fix tanking, if anybodys interested

know whats really gross on pizza? shredded newspaper

why is there a microwave in the locker room?

this belongs in a museum!

get a bicycle

do you let your cool kids play with it?

being steve buscemi

why are you giving alex jones press?

it must be really really hard and difficult coming up with interesting content for a sports blog, or podcast, or deadcast, regular-like. because i cannot enfathom that papa “disgraced” bad-pizza attending a plantation hoop-dreams, and supposedly enjoying it (but was his enjoyment sincere???) would be something that…

that would require him to have any character. do you know how he eats burritos?

hear that goodell! thats what a REAL commissioner woulda done.

this is not safe for work, or i guess it would be if i had a respectable job

34 i believe

aziz ansari is 35

also his music sucks

so this is what big papi’s been up to. how the mighty have fallen

but dont forget, draymond is a major-league asshole

and to think david stern called dell demps a lousy gm

or turn out to be a trumpista