I have trained and competed in amateur MMA.

That really is your go-to response whenever someone points out that your favorite sport is the most homoerotic thing on TV. isn’t it? You’re clearly heavily invested.

I wish they would though.

Double post? Your insecurity is showing.

This is not creepypasta. This is native advertising.

Cry me a river, tendercheeks.

Your butthurt is as obvious as the homo-eroticism of your favorite sport.

I’ll have you know that I am EXCELLENT at gay sex.

Gawker is in a bit of a content crisis, now that all their writers and editors quit.

Video games are gay, but not anywhere as gay as UFC. Why don’t you come out of the closet? It’s OK to be you, you know! It gets better!!

Burned your ass, for sure.

Gay sex is a sport now? What’s the other one?

You’re right. There’s nothing gay about hot, sweaty men holding each other and rolling around on the floor. What are you some kind of HOMOPHOBE???